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World’s Biggest Penis spotted at SFO

Posted by everydevil on July 25, 2012
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Truth is, all the male TSA workers we hire have a wee-little penis.

This is a historical note and is a hiring prerequisite, small cock. My, ‘Master Plan for World Domination’, has always relied on those with wee-little ones, as they have the most to prove. The well endowed folk have other things on their hands.

The world is generally run by those with a tiny phallus. Big plans usually make up for something small, in particularly those with a lust for power. Hitler, was barely three-inches with a hard-on, Napoleon even more demure.

Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss

TSA, Drugs and Cash

Posted by everydevil on April 26, 2012
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Drugs, Cash and TSA idiot payoffs?

One of the agencies main concerns under my ‘Master Plan for World Domination’, is to make sure the right Cash, Drugs, Bombs, and People get passed to the right place, at the right time.

These events are to be partitioned in such a manner that low-level, shuck employees don’t get ideas of their own. These ape-people we hire to grope, grab and gape at every traveler are not high on the evolutionary tree, so let’s not be too surprised if some of these ghouls want to stumble in on some of the goodies. Actually, I can’t help but admire the initiative, and I certainly want my cut of the cash.

I will have them flayed over flames for a half-century or so when they get to Hell, just for tainting the good name of my beloved TSA.

Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss

TSA, A Sacred Institution

Posted by everydevil on October 19, 2011
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As is common knowledge, I have been moonlighting as a TSA agent.
‘Pat down- or Scanner?’

Pulling down pants and feeling up crotches, confiscating and collecting, intimidating and interrogating, all part of a patriotic duty to keep everybody real, real safe. An enriching, rewarding exercise and a tentacle in the tapestry of my, ‘Master Plan for World Domination’.

Now some clowns want to make fun of the sacred TSA?
Lampoon a public demonstration of state-power and public programming?
What kind of domestic terrorist would dare?

The simple truth is I love the TSA.
It’s every bit as patriotic as the Patriot Act.
So if anybody cracks wise- they get locked up.

-The Boss