Geraldo dares to talk smack about my beloved TSA?
Rape? You no nothing of rape Rivera, yet.
I repeat my plan for your afterlife as detailed in an earlier memo-
“When Rivera gets to Hell, I’m going to have Abraham Zapruder, my personal cinematographer, film Geraldo getting gang-raped by wild pack of three-headed, nymphomaniac, Hell-hounds. Good times.”
Muck-racking, mustachioed mouthpiece, why is this man allowed to continue living? His contract is on file here in Hell. I’m going to personally see if there is a contractual stipulation that would allow me pull his ticket early. Then we’ll get some real rape rolling, Rivera.
Keep On Chemtrailing,