Here in Hell, watching the big game always coincides with an ancient Pagan Sex Party. The dates coincided. So I put the two events in tandem, what with all good deals you can get on guacamole around game time, it just figured.

I mean ’69,6 million pounds of avocados will be consumed Super Bowl Sunday, mostly in the form of guacamole. That along with ’1.25 Billion Chicken wings. Probably some Beer, Nachos and Pizza get consumed, you think?

Next year I will introduce the, ‘Pagan Super Bowl Sunday Sex Party’, in mass. It is already taking root in many of your better urban, rural and especially suburban settings. Picture it, the entire Nations populous really going at it, in enormous vats of Guacamole.

Cheers to our obese nation and abundant avocado crops.

Keep on Chemtrailing,
The Boss