Why all the sudden attacks on my legions of Fat?

What may look to be a worthless fat-sack of all consuming-crap, is actually a shining example and perfect specimen of my new-world Americans. As our industrial food complex is perhaps the most important and effective of the tactical assaults of my, ‘Master Plan for World Domination’. Expect to see the enlargement and fattening mutations to continue into unprecedented Obesity.

Kicking big-fatty out of his collapsing apartment is the hysterical talk of all Hell!! We are reinforcing several of the basement levels here and setting up an endless all-you-can-eat-buffet. On his arrival, we are going to see just how big he can get. Hell will be as heaven for Big-Fatty.

Keep on Chemtrailing,
The Boss