Castro has been interning weekends here in Hell since November 1963.
I kept him in the kitchen for the first dozen or so years. But I’ll be darned if Fidel doesn’t have a natural flair for administration. Maybe that’s why my CIA allowed his continued parade on the world stage.
Ozzie Guillen, you’d think that idiot would realize that in my new America one may not express an opinion outside of the accepted media enforced perimeters. Play ball grown man, and shut up. His commentary ‘…politics have nothing to do with sports.’
Actually the Sports Industrial Complex is a mandate of my, ‘Master Plan for World Domination.’ Professional Sports are pure social conditioning and create a neutered avenue for the territorial and tribal impulses of the average human. It is not a platform for anyone to express an opinion that does not directly support our programming and continued efforts here in Hell.
Keep on Chemtrailing,