Torture?

What does this amateur torture-team of beginner-boobs know of real blood-letting, skin-peeling, bone-crushing, soul-searing, brain-boiling torture?

Reminds me of a gang we put together way back, mists-of-time type stuff. A real warped group of sickos, including a psychotic Cyclops, a couple hunch-backs and cloven-footed whore, before that went out of fashion. They used mostly sticks and stones, broke a lot of bones, but could never really close the deal.

My, ‘Master Plan for World Domination’, calls for torture teams to self-generate across the globe with increased frequency and I want the work done right. If the subject is whole or recognizable, and certainly if they are able to live and tell the tale, then someone is dropping the ball. Torture to Death, that’s the big leagues, please make a note of it.

Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss