Big Bird Torture, brilliant.
If you cannot hear yourself think, then you cannot think. Think about that.
Physiological warfare, patriotic songs to motivate the troops and inspire nostalgia, loudspeakers in war, soundscape torture and attack, are all variations of my ancient Music and War program. All are contrived and controlled aspects of my, ‘Master Plan for World Domination’. We have long known bag-pipes to be as effective as water-boarding.
A Muppet like Big Bird, who never could carry a tune, is only bested by that sour song-bird, Tanya Donnely. Either of these beasts sing and people cringe. Both are perfect for torture.
Let the bodies hit the floor,
The Boss
