It won’t be so long until that Forest Gump wanna-be pedophile, Jerry Sandusky, finally blows his stinking head all over the basement wall, cuts his wrinkled wrists in a nice warm bath, or maybe just takes way too many pills.
Hopefully, he finds the balls to kill himself.
That way we will not have to wait for his second day of prison where he will probably be penetrated repeatedly with a broken broom handle, or smashed, raped by a gang in the shower room, and then used and punished by a large number of violent psychopaths, then beaten, until death.
However Jerry dies, he will end up squarely here in Hell, and that’s when the real fun will begin, ‘Jer’.
Talk about getting them by the balls, Zapping Testicles is a fantastic idea!
What exercise in mass control and dominance, could come close? This makes my TSA molestation program look like a soft parade by comparison. I want Ball Zapping compulsory for every male. Under my, ‘Master Plan for World Domination’, procreation will be allowed only by written consent and only after a heavy vetting process.
Funded by little Billy Gates, who is destined to become my own personal sex-toy in Hell, our eugenics engineers are churning out some excellent work. Seriously, I have not been more tickled by a program since we deployed aircraft belching billows of toxic death into the sky!