Fat is fabulous, and Food is a weapon.

The perfect citizen, as profiled in my ‘Master Plan for World Domination’, is a consumable sucking machine. Mindless, fat sacks of protoplasm, cramming grocery and goods into their mortal forms. These are valued consumers and the model citizens of the future.

Just wait till our additives, GMO’s, and chemical enhancements create a whole new race of swollen human creatures. They will be weened from traditional food and put purely on synthetic food products. My ‘Master Plan for World Domination’ will leave the parents immobile from obesity, their children will become sterile and absurdly enormous. All will be unable to think, act or survive without the direct benevolence of your truly.

Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss