Drones are on the doorstep, over Seattle, and everywhere else.
It makes so much good sense, it’s hard to argue against! Saving lives, finding suspects, keeping Cops and Citizens alike, safe. It the right thing to do, an eye in the sky.
Only a criminal, crook, thief, rapist, bandit, serial-killer, kook or crazy, could find fault with my beautiful Domestic Drones?
Right?
Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss
“He says local public safety agencies must take advantage of innovation that’s out there, calling it a “no brainer.”
That’s right, no brains needed at all.
Drones are people too, and folks need to get used to the drones, they are here to stay.
My ‘Master Plan for World Domination’ is soon to introduce Legislation making drones legal citizens. Drones will have all the guaranteed rights of every American, including the right to bare arms. Just to protect and serve, my interests, Humanity’s domination, and eventual damnation.
Look up, look out!
The Boss
It’s one thing to watch, buzz around watching, a whole different deal to wack-out a whole family picnic out 7000 miles away.
“I feel no emotional attachment to the enemy.. I have a duty, and I execute the duty.”
That is what I’m talking about soldier-boy! It was never said better in the whole of my , ‘Master Plan for World Domination’.
The real subtle evil here is Elisabeth Bumiller, this writer-whore who crafted the article for the NY Times. It reads as a dis-topian novel that we are all to endorse. The glamorization and normalization of such insane dehumanization shines as she slants whole article toward the acceptance of ugly militarized-people killing in an anonymous, blase and off-hand-way. You go girl!
Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss
Drones, drones, drones, they are all the rage these days.
Not only does my, ‘Master Plan for World Domination’, call for everyone to be watched all the time. It also calls for everybody to watch everyone else, all the time. So in this surveillance society the watchers will be watched as closely as those they are watching.
Just exactly is what is your neighbor up to? What are they doing now? Who do these people think they are?
Tell on them. Tail, and then tattle-tale.
Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss
Maple Seed ‘Samarai’ Drones?
“Lockheed Martin began work on the Samarai in 2007 under a Defense Department program called “nano air,” designed to produce “an extremely small, ultra lightweight air vehicle system.”
Do the demons and undead working on the tech sector of my ‘Master Plan for World Domination’ ever take a break?
Drones for every occasion is a great idea. But it’s getting difficult for me to keep up on a regular basis as these folks release a new Drone every couple days. I put my favorite sneakers on this morning only to realize they are foot-drone-covers.
Drones and droids and so on, getting weirder everyday, ain’t it?
Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss
“…It could land on you and then use its needle to take a DNA sample with the pain of a mosquito bite. Or it could inject a micro RFID tracking device under your skin.”
How Bitching is the tech sector of my, ‘Master Plan for World Domination’ ?
Inject sucker pedestrian-proletariat pawns with chips and diseases, survey and spy and take blood. All with a remote controlled insect? What if the insect gets smaller, nano? Get inside the body cavity itself, navigate around, wreak havoc, have fun.
Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss
180 million, so what, you think they should be free?
What moron can put any importance on a monetary figure above having an arsenal of surveillance Drones?
Drones are for real, get it? They can watch and listen and record and tell and shoot to kill. Drones are fast to become the driving force behind the great culling called for under the Eugenics portion of my, ‘Master Plan for World Domination’.
Money is a number, think of a number and we’ll print that much, “Money”.
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There is no way that these slab-or-meat-morons could have known that violently bashing into each other, repeatedly, over a period of years, could render harm.
My, ‘Master Plan for World Domination’, bolsters sports to the absurd cultural spotlight and importance it now enjoys as to relieve the masses of many implicit human activities. Sports, teams and games defuse tribal and regional impulses of physical protectionism and civic involvement. They promote a form of cultural childhood, rendering people who are easily led.
Give them a hero to cheer for, a team to identify with, a uniform to wear, and a group to absorb their personal identity. Go Team!
Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss
Answers to all questions about my Armed Domestic Drones-
-Drones are your friend.
-Drones stop terrorists, keeping us, and the children, safe.
-Drones get drug traffickers, keeping us, and the children, safe.
-Drones find illegal aliens, keeping us, and the children, safe.
-If you are not doing anything wrong, there is nothing to fear.
Yes, of course these are armed warrior-drones being unleashed as the final faze of my, ‘Master Plan for World Domination’ unfolds. What we do not want is for anyone to get anxious about the armed-eyes in the sky. So remember-
Only terrorists, drug traffickers, and illegal aliens dislike drones.
Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss
