Dogs do go to Hell too, of course.

But I am in the middle on this one. The canine did bite one of my stooges in the due course of his duty as applies to my, ‘Master Plan for World Domination’. But I got a soft spot for rebels and the rowdy, the weird and the wild, and for dogs that bite police officers.

Dock the dog two cans of kibble and get him back on the street. The officer I want beheaded and sent here to Hell immediately, I’ll teach him about getting bit. There are several packs of seven-headed Hell-hounds just waiting to chew his ass. Right after I get first bites.

Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss