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Jerry Lewis the Cannibal

Posted by everydevil on June 15, 2012
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Lewis was supposed to already be here, his arrival in Hell is way overdue, way, way overdue.

Jerry and I had some real kicks making pictures back in the sixties, pie-eyed on acid and eating the bones of little children, boiled mostly. He would always fight over the back-strap, but that’s to be expected with a man of his celebrity and stature. One of America’s first, and most unsung cannibals Jerry was, a well known industry fact.

There is a penthouse overlooking the river Styx waiting for you Jerry, take your time.

Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss

Mel Gibson Posessed

Posted by everydevil on June 9, 2012
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Mel Gibson is in fact Possessed.

The fun thing here is that Mel is possessed by a self-hating Jew from the second-century named, ‘Sol the Sadistic’.

Sol worked in my office as an ashtray for several centuries until I deployed him to possess Gibson. Demonic Possession can be a lot of fun, but Mel is wound a bit tight and Sol is a real son-of-a-bitch.

Mel is already quite mad. The screenwriter is right, the freak could kill himself or half of Hollywood most any minute. Maybe him and Sol will make another movie about how we nailed that bi-sexual Hebrew to a cross. Make it really violent boys, we love that bit here in Hell.

Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss