Drugs, Cash and TSA idiot payoffs?

One of the agencies main concerns under my ‘Master Plan for World Domination’, is to make sure the right Cash, Drugs, Bombs, and People get passed to the right place, at the right time.

These events are to be partitioned in such a manner that low-level, shuck employees don’t get ideas of their own. These ape-people we hire to grope, grab and gape at every traveler are not high on the evolutionary tree, so let’s not be too surprised if some of these ghouls want to stumble in on some of the goodies. Actually, I can’t help but admire the initiative, and I certainly want my cut of the cash.

I will have them flayed over flames for a half-century or so when they get to Hell, just for tainting the good name of my beloved TSA.

Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss