There is no way that these slab-or-meat-morons could have known that violently bashing into each other, repeatedly, over a period of years, could render harm.
My, ‘Master Plan for World Domination’, bolsters sports to the absurd cultural spotlight and importance it now enjoys as to relieve the masses of many implicit human activities. Sports, teams and games defuse tribal and regional impulses of physical protectionism and civic involvement. They promote a form of cultural childhood, rendering people who are easily led.
Give them a hero to cheer for, a team to identify with, a uniform to wear, and a group to absorb their personal identity. Go Team!
Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss
