Talk about getting them by the balls, Zapping Testicles is a fantastic idea!
What exercise in mass control and dominance, could come close? This makes my TSA molestation program look like a soft parade by comparison. I want Ball Zapping compulsory for every male. Under my, ‘Master Plan for World Domination’, procreation will be allowed only by written consent and only after a heavy vetting process.
Funded by little Billy Gates, who is destined to become my own personal sex-toy in Hell, our eugenics engineers are churning out some excellent work. Seriously, I have not been more tickled by a program since we deployed aircraft belching billows of toxic death into the sky!
Keep On Chemtrailing,