“…cellphone carriers reported that they responded to a startling 1.3 million demands for subscriber information last year from law enforcement agencies seeking text messages, caller locations and other information in the course of investigations…”
For my, ‘Master Plan for World Domination’, to properly usurp, monitor, and control all interactions, more and more information will be acquired. We will analyze and upgrade every scrap of human behavior. Those who accept my harness will be allowed to live at the subsistence level.
Anyone left with an inkling of independence or individual identity will be wiped off the map and sent here to Hell directly.
Castro has been interning weekends here in Hell since November 1963.
I kept him in the kitchen for the first dozen or so years. But I’ll be darned if Fidel doesn’t have a natural flair for administration. Maybe that’s why my CIA allowed his continued parade on the world stage.
Ozzie Guillen, you’d think that idiot would realize that in my new America one may not express an opinion outside of the accepted media enforced perimeters. Play ball grown man, and shut up. His commentary ‘…politics have nothing to do with sports.’
Actually the Sports Industrial Complex is a mandate of my, ‘Master Plan for World Domination.’ Professional Sports are pure social conditioning and create a neutered avenue for the territorial and tribal impulses of the average human. It is not a platform for anyone to express an opinion that does not directly support our programming and continued efforts here in Hell.
This is textbook folks!!
Exactly what my, ‘Master Plan for World Domination’, calls for!!!
What a perfect picture of a modern day American, look at that worthless fat sack of stuffing.
Someone send him a thick book of all you-can-eat Red Robin coupons immediately.
On his arrival here in Hell, we’re going to cut him up and serve him as the main course at a Fat-Boy Feast.
I can’t wait.
Just a Contrail, innocent moisture coming out of the jet engines being turned to ice crystals in the air. Has nothing to do with Global weather modification, or Eugenics programs, or new world orders, or my perfect ‘Master Plan for World Domination.’