“…cellphone carriers reported that they responded to a startling 1.3 million demands for subscriber information last year from law enforcement agencies seeking text messages, caller locations and other information in the course of investigations…”
For my, ‘Master Plan for World Domination’, to properly usurp, monitor, and control all interactions, more and more information will be acquired. We will analyze and upgrade every scrap of human behavior. Those who accept my harness will be allowed to live at the subsistence level.
Anyone left with an inkling of independence or individual identity will be wiped off the map and sent here to Hell directly.
There is no way that these slab-or-meat-morons could have known that violently bashing into each other, repeatedly, over a period of years, could render harm.
My, ‘Master Plan for World Domination’, bolsters sports to the absurd cultural spotlight and importance it now enjoys as to relieve the masses of many implicit human activities. Sports, teams and games defuse tribal and regional impulses of physical protectionism and civic involvement. They promote a form of cultural childhood, rendering people who are easily led.
Give them a hero to cheer for, a team to identify with, a uniform to wear, and a group to absorb their personal identity. Go Team!
Eating a face like a rabid dog. Who could question the investment I made into the phycotropic drug program? All part of my, ‘Master Plan for World Domination’. We have people eating each others faces off!
Soon this behavior will be so normalized that it will barley be news.
Castro has been interning weekends here in Hell since November 1963.
I kept him in the kitchen for the first dozen or so years. But I’ll be darned if Fidel doesn’t have a natural flair for administration. Maybe that’s why my CIA allowed his continued parade on the world stage.
Ozzie Guillen, you’d think that idiot would realize that in my new America one may not express an opinion outside of the accepted media enforced perimeters. Play ball grown man, and shut up. His commentary ‘…politics have nothing to do with sports.’
Actually the Sports Industrial Complex is a mandate of my, ‘Master Plan for World Domination.’ Professional Sports are pure social conditioning and create a neutered avenue for the territorial and tribal impulses of the average human. It is not a platform for anyone to express an opinion that does not directly support our programming and continued efforts here in Hell.