I talked to the real ‘Elvis’ this morning over double-sized bacon and peanut-butter sandwiches, he is fine with this.

Details of, ‘Master Plan for World Domination’ include warping anything familiar into a divisive devise aimed at total cultural control. Cradle to the grave comfort idols, like Elvis or Santa Clause, their names and elements of character, are seasoned into introductory aspects of any new control paradigm. This is to make the consumption and acquiescence of any questionable change more palatable.

In short, call things by names the masses already identify with, this will help them accept the change with more ease and comfort.

Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss