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Trooper Accused of Stealing from Victim of Fatal Crash

Posted by everydevil on November 30, 2012
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“A 43-year-old state trooper has been charged with larceny, accused of stealing jewelry and cash from the victim of a fatal motorcycle crash on Route 15 in Fairfield on Sept. 22.

And, they say this fat-ass was already making a hundred-grand a year? Who is paying these stromtroopers over a hundred grad a year? A hundred grand a year?

To be a flat-foot? You get to rob motorists, the injured, and the dead? I’m signing up.

Look for me on the highways, I’m gonna pull over and mug as many people as possible. Hit them on the head, take their watch and wallet.

Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss

Woman charged for sex with human skeleton

Posted by everydevil on November 30, 2012
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“A woman in western Sweden who was arrested after police found skeletons in her apartment has now been charged for using the bones as sex toys, a hobby she claimed was motivated by an interest in history.”

Where does one start with this?
She was licking skulls and using bones as toys to bang herself?

This she did, “…out of a historical and archaeological interest…” and a-
“…love of science and history…”?

Utilized human remains as masturbatory aids? Really? For Realsy?

Well, she gets a A in my class.

Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss

Apparently Rihanna is in love with you. Who is this whore?

Posted by everydevil on November 20, 2012
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No, I mean who is this, really? Ok, what is this? What is it doing?

Back-masking demonic rhetoric or not, I always imagined end-times with a little more class, style, and talent. You know, a bright, beautiful flourish and finish to the once promising life-form know as the human race. Not this ugly caterwauling by a talentless hack in a feather jacket with sagging tits.

But a sign of end-times she is. She will be ground and canned in single-serving portions as an occasional treat for my hell-hounds. Never will she be allowed in any whole form while dwelling in Hell, forever.

Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss

Yes, Beiber is top-dog now, I nominated the sexy lil neophyte myself.

Posted by everydevil on November 20, 2012
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And Yes, backmasking is old-hat stuff. But to play his music forward is painful even for the undead. Considered too cruel to be used even in the hottest pits of Hell.

Sneaky-nubile, has true demonic potential when his songs are played backward.

All Hail Beib,
The Boss

This is America in a nutshell.

Posted by everydevil on November 14, 2012
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Powerful General can shoot to kill, bomb the masses, destroy a country.
But he’d better keep his pecker in his pants. No naughty emails, or hidden trysts.
Funny dualistic, duplicitous, multi-varied morality they have devised.

America demands it’s Generals to be morally-straight, before they bomb.

The public now knows more about this officers sad affair and tepid romance then they do about the vicious wars he conducted, ain’t that hysterical?

Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss

Pedophile on Sesame Street

Posted by everydevil on November 13, 2012
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How is anyone surprised by this?

Well, that is an underpinning of my ‘Master Plan for World Domination’, that people are fundamentally stupid. Folks will generally believe what they see, but only if they are told that it is appropriate to do so. It does blow me away that the masses could be caught off guard again, and again.

When presented with obviously evil, many will attempt to mitigate. In spite of what open eyes report, most will always ‘hope’ for the best.

But in this case, the middle-aged man who manipulates a favorite children’s character, for a living, with a hand up the red-puppets ass, has been cleared.

Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss

“Candidates are required to eat food on a stick on camera at the Iowa State Fair”

Posted by everydevil on November 10, 2012
Posted in: 2012 election, corn dog, hot dog, iowa state, Michele Bachmann, republican. Tagged: , , , , , . Leave a Comment

Remember all the fun!

“Candidates are required to eat food on a stick on camera at the Iowa State Fair”

It’s Michele Bachmann with the corndog shot that makes me hot. That is a sizable dog and she handles it well. I’m going to have her repeat the same ritual when she arrives in Hell. We will start with corndogs and move on into more interesting areas.

Keep On Chemtrailing,
The Boss